Market Report for Tuesday, September 23, 2025 Stocks stumbled today, megatech limping like a greyhound after a night at the track. Breadth was positive, indicating the small fry didn’t drown quite as fast as the whales. From the Zen riddler lectern, Powell reprised his comments from last week, and in the Q&A, discovered valuations. Level […]
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AI Buys the World a Coke
Market Report for Monday, September 22, 2025 Stocks floated higher like an overinflated pool toy: buoyant, oblivious, one sharp rock away from deflation. Wall Street rolled the dice again today. Records were extended, AI was canonized, and the Fed recited its usual contradictory haikus. Level Change 9/22/25 (%) – – – – – – – […]
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Breaking: Stocks Rise When Rates Fall
Market Report for Thursday, September 18, 2025 Wall Street performed a textbook Pavlov today: the bell rang (a Fed rate cut), and prices salivated. Megatech indexes set records, small caps turned cartwheels, and JPMorgan’s “sell the news” warning was drowned out by barking buyers. Level Change 9/18/25 (%) – – – – – – – […]
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No, Wait, They Cut Rates?
Market Report for Wednesday, September 17, 2025 The Fed trimmed a quarter-point in the most over-advertised policy shift since Y2K fizzled, and markets yawned accordingly. Stocks flickered red, green, then beige when Powell confirmed what everyone already knew. Level Change 9/17/25 (%) – – – – – – – – – – – – – […]
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New Highs, Low Drama
Market Report for Monday, September 15, 2025 Wall Street tiptoed to fresh records Monday, a quiet lap before Wednesday’s rate-cut Powell hour. Tech did the pulling: Google broke a $3T market cap, Tesla rediscovered gravity’s off switch. Even gold joined the PR team. Level Change 9/15/25 (%) – – – – – – – – […]
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