Category Archives: Market Reports

Market Report for Tuesday, October 7, 2025 Wall Street finally blinked. After seven straight days of caffeinated optimism, traders decided to give gravity a go. The machines paused, and the primitive yellow rock known as gold looked like the smartest guy in the room… _________________ You’re on the free list, where the swan still has […]

Market Report for Thursday, October 2, 2025 Investors concluded government gridlock isn’t a bug but the upgrade. The Dow, S&P, and Nasdaq hit fresh records on Day 2 of Washington’s nothingburger. If politicos want to keep the lights off, Wall Street will happily comp the candles… _________________ Free subscribers get the appetizer. Paid subscribers get […]

Market Report for Tuesday, September 30, 2025 Stocks finished a good quarter on an up note. The Dow scribbled another all-time high, the S&P hovered just shy, as recessionistas wondered how a world going wrong can make markets look so right… _________________ If you’ve read this far, you’re probably curious enough to go the distance. […]

Market Report for Thursday, September 25, 2025 Markets drifted lower today like a wedding band on its third soggy encore. Washington rehearsed its favorite pantomime, shutdown brinkmanship, while Fedsters lobbed wet blankets over the dance floor. Enthusiasm for rate cuts has wilted… _________________ To read the rest of this report—and all of Jason’s evening dispatches […]

Market Report for Wednesday, September 24, 2025 Markets spent today as tired and anxious as a hungover trust fund kid, vaguely offended by reality. Stocks slid for the second straight day, oil kept climbing, gold sulked, and the Fed wheezed into its microphone about “careful pacing.” Level Change 9/24/25 (%) – – – – – […]