Market Report for Monday, April 7, 2025 To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. More Jittery Than a Pigeon in a Ping-Pong Room Stocks mostly continued their slide today, but rebounded from an opening crash to something resembling normal volatility. […]
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4/4/25 Market Report
Detonation Donald To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. Dodging trade-war missiles and economic shrapnel of every shape, size, and stupidity, investors dove into the fallout shelter for a second straight day. Level Change 4/4/25 (%) – – – – […]
4/3/25 Market Report
The Trade War Trapdoor To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. Stocks crashed today for no apparent reason. Try as they might, analysts couldn’t pinpoint a catalyst, then stumbled upon a trade policy proclamation from the White House yesterday. That […]
4/2/25 Market Report
Stocks Purr, Tariffs Roar To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. Stocks crept higher today, looking like a housecat cautiously emerging after the vacuum cleaner has been stowed. Three straight intraday rebounds nearly erased Friday’s 2% S&P spanking. Level Change […]
4/1/25 Market Report
Whistling Past a Haunted Spreadsheet To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. Stocks ended mostly higher today, though not in any inspiring fashion — more like the way a snake clears a hurdle. The market slithered around UNCH until lifting […]





