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If You’re Feeling Queasy

Some sleep aids during bubble talk.

Bubble talk is everywhere, which, paradoxically, means it probably isn’t a bubble. When everyone’s worried, nobody’s euphoric enough to trigger the fall they’re worried about.

But maybe the 1929 discussion, dot-com comparisons, end-of-QT historical references, and time-to-AI-profitability projections have you feeling like you left the oven on. You’ve made enough in this best run since the 1950s and you’re ready to stash some away.

But, says the nagging voice at the back of your head where you keep your FOMO, it did take more than three years for stocks to peak after Alan Greenspan’s “irrational exuberance” speech in 1996. And what an amazing three years they were. What if we keep going at this pace until 2028, almost exactly the century mark for the Great Crash that ignited the Great Depression? You’d hate to miss that.

What to do?

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If Only We’d Dug Sooner

The early bird gets the dysprosium.

Imagine running a marathon barefoot because you forgot to buy shoes, then blaming the race organizer. That’s been roughly the US approach to rare earths: declare an economic war on China, then notice China makes all the ammo.

President Trump now insists he’ll strike a “great deal” with the “highly respected President Xi.” The tough-talk tweets are out; the sweet-talk stage is in. His 100% tariff threat for November 1 remains nominally alive, but no one buys it…

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Fort Knox Wants Its Cult Back

Now, after a 50% year, you want gold?

Gold, that prehistoric influencer of greed and insecurity, strutted past $4,000 an ounce last week. Civilization may have advanced from cave paintings to quantum computing, but portfolios still sparkle with superstition…

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Trump Relights the Tariff Fuse

Market Report for Friday, October 10, 2025

Markets rediscovered volatility Friday after President Trump’s latest diplomatic haiku: threaten 100% tariffs, cancel a meeting, then wink that maybe he’ll still go. Traders reacted like toddlers hearing thunder for the first time: loudly and with tears. Of course, for the second time.

Level Change 10/10/25 (%)
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-1.9 Dow
-3.6 Nasdaq
-3.5 Nasdaq 100
-2.7 S&P 500
-2.8 S&P 400
-3.2 S&P 600

It was the worst day for stocks since April’s “Liberation Day” selloff, a patriotic name for an unpatriotic event. The S&P 500 fell 2.7%, the Nasdaq 100 dumped 3.5%, and the so-called Magnificent Seven lost 3.8%, proving magnificence to be as unshakeable as a Jell-O skyscraper in an earthquake.

The trigger? President Trump’s post on Truth Social, the platform where policy ideas go to die of exposure. He accused China of being “very hostile” and vowed “a massive increase” in tariffs.

Ah yes, the tariff, Trump’s Swiss Army knife for every problem.

Within hours, he elaborated: a 100% levy on Chinese goods and export controls on “any and all critical software,” beginning Nov. 1. (Happy Halloween, supply chain!) He added that he might still meet Xi Jinping—“we’ll see what happens”—statesman code for stuck in traffic, might bail.

The VIX spiked above 20, its first foray into double-digit anxiety since spring. Traders clutching volatility ETFs looked smug for the first time since the March massacre, while bond yields tiptoed lower. A flight to safety? Possibly a pirouette to panic.

Beijing chuckled at how easily it gets the POTUS thumbs a-tappin’.

Middle Kingdom customs officers reportedly blocked shipments of Nvidia chips, regulators opened an antitrust probe into Qualcomm’s Autotalks deal, and someone decided US cargo ships should pay new fees at Chinese ports—a red-taped middle finger aimed at the Oval.

Trump still doesn’t understand that he brought a tariff to a rare-earth fight.

The real blow was Beijing’s sweeping new export controls on rare earths and related technologies, its latest flex in the long game of mineral leverage ahead of the Trump-Xi meeting this month. It’s Beijing’s way of showing the White House what foresight looks like.

Rare earths have been China’s ace from the start, positioned by the country’s patient planners after the first Trump trade tiff back in the twenty-teens. If only the US administration had paused to plan before tweet-starting its new trade travesty.

Tariffs are wind. Rare earths are Earth: physical, real. In trade, the conceptual loses to the tangible.

By afternoon, Wall Street resembled a herd of gazelles realizing the watering hole was a crocodile farm. The closing bell stopped the screaming.

— Jason Kelly

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Back to Believing Again

Market Report for Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Wall Street forgot why it stopped loving artificial intelligence—for about five minutes yesterday. With the government still shut and the Fed flying blind, today’s traders preferred fairy-dusted Nvidia to lights-out Washington…

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