Market Report for Friday, May 30, 2025 Wall Street limped into the weekend like a diplomat on day five of a failed summit. Sure, inflation’s inching toward 2% like the Holy Grail wrapped in red tape, but there’s a strong sense that someone, somewhere, will soon impose a tax. Level Change 5/30/25 (%) – – […]
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Tariff Bombshell Fizzles, Nvidia Still Shines
Market Report for Thursday, May 29, 2025 Wall Street faced a whirlwind of news Thursday—illegal tariffs! legal again!—but mostly shrugged, deciding that judicial drama and AI gold rushes cancel each other out, at least until tomorrow’s headline roulette spins again. Level Change 5/29/25 (%) – – – – – – – – – – – […]
Waiting on a GPU from God
Market Report for Wednesday, May 28, 2025 Wall Street flinched on Wednesday, unmoved by Japanese bonds or European chicken hawks, and mostly just waited for Nvidia’s earnings after the bell. With no fresh catalysts, stocks tripped, small caps hitting the pavement first… _________________ Don’t just peek through the keyhole—unlock the full report and get the […]
EU Crisis Averted! Same Time Next Week?
Market Report for Tuesday, May 27, 2025 Wall Street sprinted back from last week’s slump on Tuesday, fueled by Trump’s trade policy spin cycle, a jolt in consumer confidence, and falling bond yields. Threats receded, optimism returned, and risk-on got its groove back. Level Change 5/27/25 (%) – – – – – – – – […]
Stocks Take Another Tariff to the Shin
Market Report for Friday, May 23, 2025 Markets sagged again Friday after a fresh round of tariff threats landed like a sandbag, flattening retailers still wheezing from the last batch. Stocks clawed back from session lows but still logged a 2% weekly drop. This trade war is the market’s Newtonian nemesis—what goes up meets tariffs […]





