The Trade War Trapdoor To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. Stocks crashed today for no apparent reason. Try as they might, analysts couldn’t pinpoint a catalyst, then stumbled upon a trade policy proclamation from the White House yesterday. That […]
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4/2/25 Market Report
Stocks Purr, Tariffs Roar To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. Stocks crept higher today, looking like a housecat cautiously emerging after the vacuum cleaner has been stowed. Three straight intraday rebounds nearly erased Friday’s 2% S&P spanking. Level Change […]
4/1/25 Market Report
Whistling Past a Haunted Spreadsheet To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. Stocks ended mostly higher today, though not in any inspiring fashion — more like the way a snake clears a hurdle. The market slithered around UNCH until lifting […]
3/31/25 Market Report
A Clawback to Flat To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. Stocks began the week with a sprightly little recovery, bouncing off the opening lows as if stumbling through five of the last six weeks had been a clerical error. […]
3/28/25 Market Report
To listen to this report read by Jason Kelly, please click here. You can also subscribe on all podcasting platforms, including Apple. Wall Street Gets Tariffied If misery loves company, the stock market threw a block party today. Investors capped the week with all the grace of a sneeze in a violin recital, as the […]





