Market Report for Tuesday, June 17, 2025 Stocks tripped Tuesday as the US edged closer to a Middle East entanglement nobody ordered. The S&P shed less than 1%, but the headlines dropped harder, like they’d been written by a bunker-busting algorithm with FOMO. Level Change 6/17/25 (%) – – – – – – – – […]
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Oil’s Fine, Stocks Climb
Market Report for Monday, June 16, 2025 The Middle East stayed hot, but markets cooled off, with oil down and stocks up. Monday offered a rare moment of clarity: as long as nobody blocks the Strait of Hormuz, traders don’t care who’s launching what at whom… _________________ Don’t just peek through the keyhole—unlock the full […]
Tehran Tension Tanks the Ticker
Market Report for Friday, June 13, 2025 Stocks fell Friday as geopolitics barged back onstage. Oil spiked on fears Israel might torch Iran’s gas tank, but settled down once it became clear the targets were missiles and madmen, not pipelines and pumps… _________________ Free subscribers get glimpses. Paid subscribers get the whole show, curtain to […]
Oracle Casts a Spell
Market Report for Thursday, June 12, 2025 Wall Street caught a whiff of optimism Thursday from Oracle’s booming AI guidance and a calm Treasury auction. But the air still carried a hint of smoldering tariffs. Stocks fluttered around UNCH, nudging north. Level Change 6/12/25 (%) – – – – – – – – – – […]
CPI Ignores the Tariffs
Market Report for Wednesday, June 11, 2025 Stocks drifted lower Wednesday, unimpressed by a soft CPI and distracted, as ever, by the Middle East’s talent for turning optimism into rubble. Iran returned to form with fresh threats as nuclear talks melt down… _________________ This concludes the free portion of today’s report. For the full version […]





